y’all need to calm down about taylor’s music video being “racist” or whatever like have you seen it? there is a black ballerina. there are black contemporary dancers. the person who does the twirly thing with the ribbon is black. and yes, there are black twerkers. but there are also white…
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Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"
horf horf horfOh hedwigggg
waking up everyday seems a little excessive
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again