I Didn't Mean To Commit Mass Homicide, Honest Sir.

herhmione:

y’all need to calm down about taylor’s music video being “racist” or whatever like have you seen it? there is a black ballerina. there are black contemporary dancers. the person who does the twirly thing with the ribbon is black. and yes, there are black twerkers. but there are also white…

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

agreeeen:

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

www-loveoneanother-com
Oh hedwigggg

agreeeen:

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

www-loveoneanother-com
Oh hedwigggg

jrugs:

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again